I went back home, dropped the car, crossed the express road and took a cab.
The journey was going well until my phone started ringing.
Reception was about to start and where was I? Still quite
far!
Got out of the cab and hailed a bike which took me to a
certain extent till he could go no longer and then I hailed another bike. I got
to the venue and was shocked to find that the parents had been called to the
high table and couple was dancing in.
I ran to my place on stage and took the microphone from
whoever…I can’t remember.
Then I quickly asked for the guest list for recognition and
I was given two full sheets of paper and once the couple were settled, I began
to announce names …I can’t even remember if opening prayer had been said.
I was late and
unprepared …it had never happened before and I didn’t know what exactly had
gone wrong this time. Did they run out of church? Was the couple allergic to
pictures? They didn’t wed in the hall did they?
There was no time to analyze as I kept reeling out the names
but just then Mr. Chairman…who I later found out was an ex-commissioner took
the microphone from me and announced in Yoruba that he would take over from me.
He went on to ask the crowd if I was sure I knew what I was doing.
How could I be
recognizing the presence of people when I had failed to recognize the presence
of an ex vice president…..did you say WHAT?
Yep! I cringe as I write it myself because that’s basic
compere 101.
I was mortified, wanted the ground to open up and swallow me
but the ground was on vacation from swallowing people that day.
Anyway the dignitaries at that wedding were so many….ex-governors,
ex- presidential and gubernatorial aspirants, commissioners… just name it.
Chairman took over and sorted all that out, I didn’t handle
much again till much later during the program and at the end of the event, I
ran away faster than you could say honeymoon.
The couple didn’t care, they were actually overwhelmed by
the whole wedding palaver but I was disappointed in myself.
If I had come earlier
it would not have been so.
I would have noticed
the persons there, I would have been alert, I would have bonded with Mr.
Chairman and we would have worked as a team.
I would have bla bla bla
bla….all water under the bridge because I came late…genuine reason or NOT!
*sigh*
That was the day I made a firm resolve NEVER AGAIN to arrive late to an event I had been contracted for
even if it meant waiting for everyone to arrive. I also learnt that day to make
it a point of duty to ask specifically if there were any dignitaries coming,
ask for people’s titles and profiles and study the guest list better than I
studied for Biochemistry in UNIBEN (story for another day).
I have since handled weddings and events with high profile guests,
high net-worth individuals and government officials.
Indeed on December 31st
2011, I handled a wedding where an ex-president was the chairman and several
ex-government officials were also in attendance. Their former offices were so
sensitive I had to warn myself to resist the urge to crack some temptingly
obvious but sensitive jokes… for example the ex director general of PHCN was
there on the high table….aha! I had so much to say but I held my tongue….Lol! But
they all came over after the event to say I did a great Job.
I would have taken a
picture with Mr. President oh but he came late and I was still suffering from
Photophobyapathy and celebphobathy that time: these are two diseases which
plagued me for so many years but Hallelujah, God delivered me in January 2012 …full
gist about the diseases and symptoms in another entry but for now, this is the
story of my worst experience on this job I love so much and how it has made me
better at it.
Can you relate? If so, do share please.
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