About Lola and Peter's new baby

I’m a huge P square Fan right?


In fact I followed their work right from when they mimed Michael Jackson songs at events, and their Jerry curls and their break dancing skills were all they had.
Then they came up with the busy body song and Jude threw in some magic and voila Mega stardom.

I also know Lola, we have worked together on some stuff in the past.

She is so pretty, I used to wonder what I did wrong that I wasn’t given her skin, her eyes, her figure...etc....God still loves me sha...Lol!

 Anyway she is also a guru in entertainment...she has a flair for it and I guess in addition to her hot looks, that must have been an attraction for Peter  and  so you all know they have a son together right?

 So as you can imagine I can’t help but follow or read any gist concerning  the Okoye brothers or concerning Lola or both*smiles*

 Hence last night as I was surfing the net, i saw headlines that Lola is heavy with another child for Peter...the gist was that some persons were in a shop with Lola and a bulge was spotted in front of her perpendicular to the observers and they concluded she was with child for the lover we know she has... being... D Man Peter! Who was at the time of this gist by her very beautiful side.

 In African style they concluded she was pregnant and began to wish her well and make all their comments as usual as usual as usual

  I wondered far and wondered wide but before my brain exploded I was led to twitter where D Man Peter tweeted that she was not pregnant and that next time he would ask her to wear a tight fitting dress to go shopping.

He attributed the bulge to the fact that she was wearing a loose “bou bou” blouse which led the observers astray.

 My mind calmed down then wandered again...this is top on the list of every woman’s dreaded nightmare ...that they would look at you and tell you congratulations! you are expecting a baby and meanwhile nothing in the belly except loads of ice  cream, pounded yam ,rice, well seasoned chickens, indomie and big fishes.

 Big hug Lola you will always be hot in my eyes...loose flowing top or not...don’t mind them.  

 I can relate to what happened to you and I know how it feels because one day my darling Pdoc and I were cruising the streets of LA....*ahem* (that’s LA spelt with a GOS at the back) yes...so we were cruising then my brother called and said his pregnant wife had been hit by a bus driver who shattered her rear window and had driven away but he was troubled because his wife got so upset and as he spoke she was chasing the bus driver on the streets of LA towards Apapa express way and since we were on that axis we should please find her and intervene.

 Don’t ask me why a pregnant woman would be pulling this kind of stunt......that is story for another day.

So my darling Pdoc and I joined the chase and finally caught up with the pregnant hunter and her prey.

 Then my brother arrives finally and then after much tantrum throwing and name calling, angrily marched into the army barracks to get some army officers to deal with the bus driver

 (you know Nigerians and how we love to use military power on other people)

 So the army guys came out and took one look at me and got very angry shouting at the driver “wetin dey worry you, how you go see woman wey get belle like this, and you jam am and you come dey run something dey worry you?”

 At this point let me explain that my sister in law was by my side....yes she was the pregnant one but she is one of those girls who inherited the slim genes...you know those ones who can eat a whole whale and it wouldn’t show so how much more a growing baby? Mscheewww!!!

 And I ...innocent bystander guilty of being chubby from as far back as I can remember despite several diet plans and weight watchings ....lazy dresser wearing a long loose bou bou dress was identified as the pregnant one....*sigh*

 I turned into the outstretched arms of dear Pdoc ...(ever sensitive to my plight...bless his heart) as the army men turned on the bus driver for my sake and I couldn’t help but whisper....i’m not the one they hit....i’m not the pregnant one.

 But who cared to listen? The more they looked at me, the more he suffered. Maybe if I wasn’t standing there he might have gotten only a small slap.

 So Lola I can imagine how you feel ...take heart worse things have happened like....

 when my brother arrived on the scene he alighted from his car screaming “ who is the (many curse words) that wants to kill my wife ...how dare you...bla bla bla....

And he was so red in colour (Oh my)

 And he threw away his glasses which I rushed to pick from the express road before a speeding car would come along and crush it....he was furious! Wow!...his lover and baby had been threatened.

  And then he rushed at the bus driver with all the prowess of an angry bull and to the shock and surprise of everyone present..he  gave the driver a loud resounding head butt .....GBIM!

 And  then there was blood everywhere and I felt WOW! We have someone in our family who can defend the defenceless...I have a lion of a brother who can fight for what he believes in ....wow he is so strong, fearless.....this bus driver is dead today...I never knew my own brother (full name withheld) could be this tough an animal.

But heck..red alert.....alas ...

 wait for it....waiting for the bus driver to go down...i’m looking at him, waiting for his down fall but nope....nothing...nothing on the bus driver’s head...and I think quickly ... so where did all that blood come from? And I turned .....

 You guessed it....the soft Canadian trained banker/economist  forehead of my dear aje butter brother .

 My brother was bleeding from his forehead....luckily he didn’t die from it...but when they say do not try this at home there is no need fantasizing about it and then trying it on thick headed bus drivers who give and receive head butts for a living.

 Did I mention that the bus driver...not even a scratch?  

 ....yep...

So *long sigh* Lola please take heart, don’t feel bad....it could have been worse.

Stay beautiful!