Cunning people

Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly Urhobo man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%.

A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"
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Another Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave.

A Hausa man asked why?

The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & needs all the food items.

The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said ''When the food finish, buy more''.

The Yoruba man also dropped N50,000.

The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000 dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as change saying to the dead man " nwanne withdraw wen you reach dia eehe.... "