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<>Philemon my Jamaican Friend.......  <>

Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: Zimbabwe . Boss: which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe . Philemon: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Philemon: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Philemon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Philemon did till evening. Philemon: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made all the keys alright