POST BIAFRA Syndrome

A Yoruba and an Igbo man were caught in Saudi Arabia sharing a smuggled barrel of beer.They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for judgement.

Both were initially given a death sentence but it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should receive lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh said, “It is my first wife’s birthday and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before you get whipped, but you can’t wish not to be whipped." So make your wishes.

The Yoruba man thought for a second and then said, “Please let me tie two pillows to my back before receiving my lashes. . . .and second wish is to receive just 10 strokes”.

He was whipped but luckily for him, the pillow helped.

The Igbo man saw this, thought for a moment and said,” Thank you my Royal and Merciful Highness for the lashes.

 My first wish is to receive 200 lashes with the strongest, thickest and toughest whip available."

"If you so wish”, said the Sheikh with a puzzled look on his face”. And your second wish?. . .

Then the Igbo man cleared his throat and said, “Tie the Yoruba man to my back!!"

Lol!...naughty Igbo man. Things are changing oh but yes Igbo people used to have plenty of beef and kpomo for Yoruba people

Let me attempt to explain why Ibo people are the way they are...Read about the Biafran war or get someone that witnessed it to tell you the full story then you will understand the underlying issues which they have tried to pass on from generation to generation but thank God for this our new generation that has refused to agree...

Religion,Hip Hop and Technological reforms on our society do have some upsides to them don’t they?.

In the meantime poor Yoruba guy....Lol!