Question: What is your
date of birth?
Response: July 15th.
Question: What year?
Response: Every year.
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Question: What gear were
you in at the moment of the impact?
Response: Gucci sweats
and Reeboks.
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Question: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Response: Thirty-eight or
thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Question: How long has he
lived with you?
Response: Forty-five
years.
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Question: What was the
first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
Response: He said,
"Where am I Doris?"
Question: And why did
that upset you?
Response: My name is
Susan.
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Question: Now doctor,
isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?
Response: Did you
actually pass the bar exam?
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Question: The youngest
son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Response: He's twenty.
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Question: Were you
present when your picture was taken?
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Question: So the date of
conception (of the baby)was August 8th?
Response: Yes.
Question: And what were
you doing at that time?
_____________________________
Question: She had three
children, right?
Response: Yes.
Question: How many were
boys?
Response: None.
Question: Were there any
girls?
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Question: How was your
first marriage terminated?
Response: By death.
Question: And by whose
death was it terminated?
__________________________________
Question: Can you
describe the individual?
Response: He was about
medium height and had a beard.
Question: Was this a male
or a female?
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Question: Is your
appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to
your attorney?
Response: No, this is how
I dress when I go to work.
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Question: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Response: All my
autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Question: ALL your
responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Response: Oral.
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Question: Do you recall
the time that you examined the body?
Response: The autopsy
started around 8:30 p.m.
Question: And Mr.
Dennington was dead at the time?
Response: No, he was
sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Question: Are you
qualified to give a urine sample?
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AND TO SAVE THE
BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!
Question: Doctor, before
you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Response: No.
Question: Did you check
for blood pressure?
Response: No.
Question: Did you check
for breathing?
Response: No.
Question: So, then it is
possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Response: No.
Question: How can you be
so sure, Doctor?
Response: Because his
brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Question: But could the patient
have still been alive, nevertheless?
Response: Yes, it is
possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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