They want to have a meeting…what’s that? My HOD!
Oh my God …quick, a window? another door? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Bad
Market! Bad market! This is not …that’s it… gently, gently, gently, OH God No! You
know what switch on the tap, switch on the shower and switch on the hand dryer
again…I’m finished I will never ever do this to myself again. Seriously! I am
going on drugs full time Flagyl, tetracycline, talazo and whatever else I can afford.
…I have a big bag I can make room.
It’s over…silence! To come out or not to come out? Can I stand the shame, the headlines, and the disgrace? Ok yes the newspaper… ah yes! The news paper by the time I read every dot they will be through with their meeting. They will not know who was in here. Knock! Knock! You are wasting your time….”please continue with your meeting I will soon be out”.
….Cartoon section… back page, I never knew sports was this interesting. What’s that? They are still here Damn it! This is not happening to me! Lagos big girl! No I am not going out like that.
Is that my phone ringing in the distance? Its twelve o clock and this chic owing me money said she will be here by twelve. Oh my grandmother I call upon you again with help me out….. …that’s it tiger, courage, courage, courage!
Square those
shoulders girl; head held high, steady on, everybody does it….. It could be
anyone…even … …oh what the heck I’m coming out and I’m coming out in style.
I open the door, silence. All
eyes…newspaper safely tucked under my arm I muster all the dignity in …Alas I have to maneuver the seats….. As if I don’t have enough problems… “Excuse me, excuse me excuse me”. My HOD glares at me…that is his problem, this is not a performance issue and if he brings that leg I will tell him I am entitled to one hour break and I can spend it wherever I want; cafeteria, shopping or just hanging out with Atiku in a good hidden toilet.
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