Saturday, 14 April 2012

Alien Invasion....Red Alert!

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See the shoes in the picture above, they are on the feet of a Nigerian girl in a Nigerian organization on Nigerian soil...as in Lagos....as in this shoe has reached Lagos!!!!

This shoes were seen on the runway sometime late last year and then Lady Gaga wore it as part of her eye rolling, attention seeking gear to one event or another.......at this point it was not a threat because well for lack of a better way to put it, these people are not necessarily  “humans”.
 However,  when a garri swallowing, PHCN challenged and all things worrying Nigeria- Nigerian babe  alive and here in Lagos wears this shoe to work on an ordinary sunny day....its not appraisal day, its not an interview matter....just a regular day.... then I’m worried..... scratch that.... I’m panicking!
TOTALLY freaked out.
I haven’t finished rocking the heels they said we should be rocking...I’m still struggling with leaving the comfort and safety of my flats and wedges and they say I am behind times..... Guys what if these shoes become the next big thing in fashion?...you know my fellow women can decide this thing anytime....What if they just wake up and decide we should just be half suspended in the air and walk like kangaroos on this apparatus called a shoe...what if this shoe becomes this next big thing I ask again this time pulling my hair frantically?

My sisters can do anything and I wouldn’t put it past them.
Please I call upon all men at this time...help a sister out...refuse it and reject it with me.
I call upon the Medical association of Nigeria. Don’t let these shoes in
Nigerian Customs, Police, LASTMA, KAI, religious organizations...yes RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS and LEADERS... (I greet you sirs) Please help ask and advice your daughters....what shall it profit a girl to wear this shoe and lose her spinal cord? Ask them let them reflect and say NO to this mania about to hit town.

Do NOT ALLOW this Shoes in please ...or else i’m doomed!

Have I told you that all my heels are in a museum and only come out for when I have events???

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