BRANGELINA

So I hear BRANGELINA are finally heading to the altar and they are claiming they are doing it for the kids.

I have my own theories and they are along the lines of either ...boredom setting in...the last child has grown largely independent and adopting yet another at this point might seem like a cliché to the power couple... so they need an exciting interlude.... or.... good old thirst for more PR (seeing as Kim K’s ratings went off the chart after her roller coaster wedding... to the point I hear she got a wax image in her honour at Madame Tussaud’s...gotta looove Hollywood).

Anyways I have some predictions on expectations as events unfold following the announcement and for every prediction that comes true; you guys owe me an event each.

So here goes

1. Though it is Brad getting married to Angelina, my poor Jennifer will know no rest from the media this period....I advice her to go on a long break or take up an intense movie role at this point...even if the part is the role of a black maid ..... just run and hide girl!

2. The wedding will be a destination wedding and might not be in America *gasp* it could even be in Africa * more gasps* maybe Nigeria!!! ....Hoteliers have your fingers crossed.

3. Of course the budget will be huge...this will prove my PR theory right

4.  Their children will be the train... with the coloured children in front of course. Lol!

5.  Brad’s best man will be a black man

6.  Angelina will not wear white

7.  The dress will be long and flowing with a long slit somewhere

8.  Brad will wear white....I bet you a million dollars on this

9.  She will get a new tattoo in honour of the matter

10. I will be the Compere at the after party....smallworld.com...impossible is nothing you know!

Watch this Space as matters arise on this matter.

P.S I also predict a Nollywood production on this relationship coming soon.