So I hear BRANGELINA are finally
heading to the altar and they are claiming they are doing it for the kids.
I have my own theories and they
are along the lines of either ...boredom setting in...the last child has grown
largely independent and adopting yet another at this point might seem like a cliché
to the power couple... so they need an exciting interlude.... or.... good old
thirst for more PR (seeing as Kim K’s ratings went off the chart after her
roller coaster wedding... to the point I
hear she got a wax image in her honour at Madame Tussaud’s...gotta looove
Hollywood).
Anyways I have some predictions
on expectations as events unfold following the announcement and for every
prediction that comes true; you guys owe me an event each.
So here goes
1. Though
it is Brad getting married to Angelina, my poor Jennifer will know no rest from
the media this period....I advice her to go on a long break or take up an
intense movie role at this point...even if the part is the role of a black maid
..... just run and hide girl!
2. The
wedding will be a destination wedding and might not be in America *gasp* it
could even be in Africa * more gasps* maybe Nigeria!!! ....Hoteliers have your
fingers crossed.
3. Of
course the budget will be huge...this will prove my PR theory right
4. Their
children will be the train... with the coloured children in front of course.
Lol!
5. Brad’s
best man will be a black man
6. Angelina
will not wear white
7. The
dress will be long and flowing with a long slit somewhere
8. Brad
will wear white....I bet you a million dollars on this
9. She
will get a new tattoo in honour of the matter
10. I
will be the Compere at the after party....smallworld.com...impossible is
nothing you know!
Watch this Space as matters arise
on this matter.
P.S I also predict a Nollywood production on this relationship coming soon.
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