1. Get a decent well paying job or start a business. Catch a vision and let her see you make it grow....no romance without finance and life should be progressive. (1 huge point that qualifies you to be in the race for the following)
2. Touch her waist and look into her eyes when speaking to her about even the simplest things. (10 points). Actually talk to her like she has a brain and you want her opinion. (Another 10 points)
3. Hug her for no reason 10 points.
4. Share secrets , hopes, dreams and fears with her. 100
points
5. Hold her hand when she is not expecting e.g. while driving (don’t go and get accident and say I sent you oh) 100 points
5. Hold her hand when she is not expecting e.g. while driving (don’t go and get accident and say I sent you oh) 100 points
6. Take long strolls and when
strolling, let her be in the inner lane while you be in line of traffic. (100
points) but God help you that her ex-boyfriend does not sight you and clear you
off the road with his car .However if this happens...500 points
7. Hangout with her and your friends together. 200 points....if she does not like your friends, fire them all for her sake...1,000 points
8. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back till you prove your love is more. 2,000 points
9. If she complains about her
zip and says she is getting fat, vehemently
deny this...tell her its her tailor or the cloth manufacturer that is a
failure... 10,000 points
10. If she sits on your lap
and asks “ hope i’m not heavy?” never say yes. When you are tired say your
knees are weak and you need to exercise more
never ever allow yourself to be quoted saying she is fat...10,000 points
11. Help her loosen her hair
at least once in your lifetime and if it is smelling tell her its a privilege
to get that close to her to the point that you now know the smell of her
hair.......infinity points.
12. Write love notes about not
being able to breathe without her, not being able to taste food without her
etc....watch Diary of a mad black woman for lyrical inspiration and use them.....infinity
points
13. Always play Banky
W...Alabukun for her when she is tired and mime the song as you offer your
services. Match action with words...prepare hot water for her feet and help
with a massage....infinity x2 points
15. If you drop her at a
wedding or event where her friends may be watching, give her a hug and a peck before
she struts off.....Nna after this you are in the book of life!
16. DON'T lie to her .... -1billion
17. DON'T cheat on her! .... - infinity and plenty of curses that will come to pass!!
18. Send her flowers/cupcakes
and a card at least once a year for no reason...like just because its Thursday
and you are in my life kinda thing......1 zillion points + infinity
19. If its an inter tribal
relationship ...give her a new name in your language. The name should be interpreted
to mean how you feel about her....we will put you in the museum of best lovers
on earth
20. Let her wake up to find
you thanking God for her in your life as a gift and praying for her happiness and
progress............we sell the museum to you and give you the key.
LADIES......
1. Cook sweet food and garnish with all the body parts of a cow...let
him know it was specially prepared for him...nobody should touch it. Serve in dishes and tray fit for a king .
2. If married always be available for sex....(May God help you if he does not have a job or he works from home).
3. Always treat and speak to him like a king. Even
if you dont see him in that light....words are powerful.....they change people.
4. Give him a pet name that makes his head swell.
*Wink!
5. Don’t let your mind die! Be useful to him on an
intellectual level.
Have a blissful relationship courtesy my PDoc and I.
Check out PDoc's blog....www.doctoredebi.blogspot.com
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