3-year-old
Reese :
'Our
Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is
His name.
Amen.'
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A little
boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if
you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm
having a real good time like I am.
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After the
christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His
father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally,
the boy replied,
'That
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I
wanted to stay with you guys.'
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One
particular four-year-old prayed,
'And
forgive us our trash baskets
as we
forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
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A Sunday
school teacher asked her children as they
were on
the way to church service,
'And why
is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because
people are sleeping.'
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A mother
was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys
began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin
turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan ,
you be Jesus !
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A wife
invited some people to dinner.
At the
table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would
you like to say the blessing?'
'I
wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say
what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The
daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord,
why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
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