I
acknowledge receipt of your letters dated April 2012 in which for the 3rd
time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know
that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.
However I
would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have
many more creditors, quite as honorable and important as you, and whom I wish
to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into
a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.
I hope that
yours will come out shortly..
Sincerely
Yours,
*PS:
I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last
letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws*.
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