Weird Behaviour on Twitter

Level of Eye service is alarmingly high. Even your haters follow you and they are the first to tweet to you about how wonderful you are…meanwhile zero!!!...they don’t mean a word. These are the kind of people that made my mum hate greeting cards. They send you cards wishing you well but when you begin to do well, they get upset. They are all over the place on twitter land.

People Insult and harass celebrities then turn around and beg them for retweets…smh! No shame on tweeter. Shame has packed her load and eloped with her boyfriend -Respect and his best man-Fear.

That’s where people start a crazy topic or trend that non tweeps go crazy wondering how this “rubbish” started E.g. Planking or Godiswatchingyou

People tweet absolutely any thought that comes to their head whether it forms a proper sentence or not…just tweet. In one minute somebody can tweet a billion divergent…non related thoughts….CRAZY!!!

Upwardly mobile celebs test their popularity…can be painful to watch sometimes because some people are very twicked and ask them questions like “who are you again?” ….sad, just sad…smh!.

 Mere mortals impersonate celebrities…I do not wonder why. I could impersonate George Clooney and tweet from the handle that I’m a fan of @chigolicious…Lol!

Some others totally become someone else in both identity and thought pattern….I’m noting all these ones down….isn’t this the definition of schizophrenia...Have I told you I am married to a psychiatrist? And I pray daily for God to take his business higher….and God answers all my prayers (if past prayers can be tracked)…so x+y-xy for me = these people…Lol!

Overall, its aiight  but you will need Paracetamol at the beginning to help your brain absorb the other 1 billion thoughts coming your way at the speed of Julius Berger trucks.

Sign on today and follow me @chigolicious lets have fun together.