A young
wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband’s constant demands for
sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the
rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you,but your never ending requests for sex are
leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my
request is too demanding of you."
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you,but your never ending requests for sex are
leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my
request is too demanding of you."
On her
way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the
fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting
of her proposal when he reads it.
fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting
of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon
returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has
been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was
putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was
putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept
your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of
this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same
page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you in the bedroom
this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same
page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you in the bedroom
Chei** it’s
either this man is Ibo or Calabar......sharp baaaad guy!!!!!
Any woman who is not ready to do this work on the above listed days of the week should think FRICE before getting married oh.....LOL!!! oh dear.
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