The 5 Kinds of Women...The Cream Doll!



Vanessa Williams plays the character of
Wilhelmina Slater from the Sitcom Ugly Betty
...Typical Cream Doll

This lady is an evolved version of the doll with the edge being that she is street smart. She is very savvy in the art of scheming and in extreme cases can be tagged an opportunist.  

In some cases, she may not have been born beautiful but over the years she has mastered the art of perfection. Hair is always in place, you will never catch her without her makeup (at the very least she must use her eyeliner or lip gloss before leaving her room) and she loves to mix and match colours in her clothing and accessories. She is also very attractive and even admired by other women for her fashion sense from hair to toe.

She has mastered the art of using what she has to get what she wants and will scheme her way into a man’s heart, pocket or both and possibly still not sleep with him before getting what she wants then gets rid of him when she is through. Interestingly, she still knows how to scheme her way back into his life when she needs him again and she will keep coming in and out of his life and his pocket until he gets smart and does away with her for good. The cream doll has been known severally to resort to outright blackmail (emotional or otherwise) to have her way. Most of her actions are premeditated to ultimately benefit only one person…. Herself!

 When faced with the decision of starting a business, she will consciously choose an option that gives her time to do other things and if she is honest with herself, the business is really not her true source of income. The business really just gives her money to “accessorize” and pamper herself. Her true source of income is a man (possibly her rich husband) or a conglomerate of men. Please note that she isn’t necessarily sleeping with them all, she just knows how to manipulate them with her beauty to get what she wants. Just like the doll, she is very dependent on men, but in her case it is a very conscious thing. When faced with challenges (which is very often because of how selfish she is), she consciously seeks out a man who will bail her out.

Career wise you will find her happily performing in routine functions as well but always scheming her way to get closer to power and authority. In times of promotion or challenges with work load, she can do anything, hob-nob with anybody and say anything just to get ahead. Her combination of beauty and wickedness is very smooth and even attractive when you are not the victim.

Don’t bother approaching her for a relationship if you cant spend. She is high maintenance!  By default, she just can’t be with a poor man and will not be satisfied with a Mr. lover boy.  However in the event that Mr. lover boy is so fantastic because there is some specific need he is meeting in her life, our cream doll will definitely get someone else to satisfy her financial needs.

Deep down, her perfect and ideal relationship or marriage plan is to be the wife of a prominent or powerful and wealthy man. She subconsciously seeks a man to define her and she has absolutely no qualms with being an additional wife to a politician, chief or very wealthy business mogul and the marriage usually occurs in her late 20s and above. In the event that you find her to be the only legal wife of that man, you may even discover that there was a first wife somewhere; dead or alive this is because cream doll does not have the patience or ability to start life afresh with a young school leaver, struggling business man or job hunter and men in such categories. She needs an already made man preferably at least 5 years older in age.

 Cream doll has stepped on many toes because she is sleeping with or married to “a big man” and has since lost any sense of respect except for people she believes to be more wealthy, powerful and useful than her present man.

She never drives anything less than a brand new or expensive car and usually has a driver which “big man” is paying for.  However, in the case that her car should break down, she usually calls big man first (with lots of impatience, shouting, cursing and anger) and he then calls the mechanic even though she had the mechanic’s number  or had several opportunities to take it but didn’t.

She is a schemer and believes everything should be done for her by a man, period! And in the rare event when she spends money or time on a man, there is always a plan to get her resources back tenfold. She uses people, nothing leaves her for free.

An unmarried cream doll who is not presently in a relationship (for whatever reason) takes good care of herself and loves shopping, travelling, pampering herself etc but still believes money is very important in every relationship and “Mr. right” must be rich...non negotiable!

You can hardly find her as a single mother except it is part of a long term plan or maybe  the product of a grand scheme that somehow backfired on her.

If you seek a better relationship with the cream doll, first understand that she is selfish largely because of her deep rooted fear of failure and lack of trust for anybody but herself. Yet she does not believe in herself enough to know that she can live successfully without seeking a man’s money or putting others down. Help her by calling her attention to her strengths and how she can channel them towards a productive life for herself.