Sunday 10 March 2013

#AMVCA contd...Inside the hall

Then we went into the hall and found the comperes to be good old IK in his suit (it cannot possibly be the same one he wears all the time, he probably has several of the same style and color cos he has found the style and color suits him best and I encourage him to stay on this path while friends like Jim Iyke survey new territories)

But IK is not the gist.

The gist is his female co compere… VIMBAI!…from Big Brother house. Where do I begin? Let me just end by saying she was annoying. She kept shouting into the mic, interrupting IK, laughing in high pitches, changed clothes several times from one poor choice to another until she ended with one very short number which inspired her to arrogantly continuously cross her legs while talking to us.

Did Vimbai not recognize that she was in the presence of Nollywood Royalty? In the presence of true, pure African Magic? Oh well they made their choice in selecting her let them stew in it….Lol! If I want to be fair to Vimbai I’d say she was excited but not prepared for the opportunity so I forgive her.

I think OC was a bit arrogant when he came to receive his award. Going on about how Africa Magic has finally put their money where their mouth is…bla bla bla and then thanked everyone from Lagos to his village. That’s just my opinion though.

Mercy Johnson added drama even in her absence. OH Mercy have mercy on us, next time send an acceptance video.

Genevieve changed her dress…. thank God for that! The one she wore on the red carpet was a DISASTER but I guess her true friends must have given her the yellow one which she eventually wore for the rest of the evening. Im guessing someone saw her in the white one and lovingly ran to their boot where they were keeping some options and gave her the best fit. Or maybe it was from Vimbai’s collection.The initial dress was white, then the top was shaped like a jacket with absolutely nothing under...yep...the boobs made a red carpet appearance too. Kinda like what an Angelina Jolie would wear …in black….but you see... to pull off that dress you need to have a Brad Pitt on your arm and some great tape to help ur bossom seem “perky” . Personally I think this is Africa, don’t wear that dress here at all.

Denerele asked her “if your underwear could speak right now,what would it say?” Hmm at that point I thought to myself …A Hollywood star would have laughed in a high pitch and said” I’m not wearing any underwear” but Gene was like ahhhhhhhh…*speechless* before Denrele came to her rescue…“it would say you left me at home” she blushed deeply and walked away. By the next time we saw her she was in that yellow number that was a few inches from being a turtle neck . Well done sis . It’s good to listen. I also noticed no pictures of the white dress have leaked into the press so far. Honestly Genevieve’s publicist is GOOD!!! Would you sign me up too please?

Liz Benson left Nollywood and got married to a Bishop and it showed from her hair to her outfit to her acceptance speech….acceptance of the role of an award presenter that is!! She thanked so many people with such display of emotions and passion that you would think she won an award. HALLLOOO!!! She only came to present an award Lol!. Oh well the microphone and the stage would do that to you if you don’t think about what to say before you get there.

Just like the lady who came on with Jim Iyke. After embarrassing him thoroughly for looking at her in a chauvinistic manner and reporting him to the whole world that he did not come for rehearsal, she proceeded to ramble on until she had to beg the same Jim (who stood criminally quietly by her side with his anger tightly tucked in behind his shades) to save her from herself; then he proceeded to announce the nominees.

Othelo Burning won Best Movie and the guy in the entourage of ladies who came to recieve the award should be screened for drugs.#imjust saying!!!
 
The event ended with Femi Kuti rendering a song which I believe he concocted only the night before.

The audience was not electrified neither were they mesmerized, they walked out as he sang. Except Denrele of course who went and stood infront of the stage dancing in his overly energetic way. It is well.

Overall AMVCA was the bomb! We want MORE.
My friends and I had a nice time watching, analyzing, criticizing, celebrating on BBM, Twitter and FB; you would have thought we were among the people seated in the hall, fanning themselves fervently. Please what happened to the air conditioning? Either DSTV money no reach AC or Eko hotel people are wicked. I rest my case….ROTFL

No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...