If it were up to me....

1.  The most celebrated sport would be ball room dancing

2.   I would wear Polo shirts , Jeans and ballet flats 365 days of the year

3.   Chocolates would not sell

4.    Anybody who throws dirt from a moving car will be jailed

5.    Anyone who does one way traffic would be assassinated

6.   Over speeding drivers would be arrested at their destination

7.   Sunday services  would commence by 4pm

8.   I would wear my contact lenses all year round and never take them out ...I actually attempted this in 2005/2006 but my eyes grew weary

9.  Jennifer Aniston will have the last laugh

10.   I would use my fingerprint to open my home doors as opposed to keys

11.   Nigeria would refine their own oil

12.   There would be power 24/7 in Nigeria

13.   Pastor Bimbo Odukoya would  still be alive

14.   Whitney Houston would never have married Bobby Brown

15.   Nigerian TV would have more exciting programs

16.   I would be an On air personality on radio

17.   I would employ every willing graduate who is currently out of a job

18.   Nigeria would have structured institutions which groom people for the business side of show business and entertainment  

19.   PDoc and I would be worth Zillions in all currencies

20.   There’d be no sickness, poverty, depression, strife, malice etc....in fact the devil would be locked up and denied access to people’s minds.

Finally if it were up to me.....I would be the Compere at your next event....what say you?...How abourrit?