Random Thoughts

Hmmm someone told me today that every time we use the elevator, we burn a generator somewhere so if we have the welfare of the environment at heart, we should use the stairs. This is in addition to using the stairs being good exercise...so  I have made a pact with the environment to always use the stairs when going downstairs however *clearing throat* coming up the stairs will wait a while until the environment shows me some improvement based on my initial efforts.

Speaking of the environment........

Saw a beautiful M class Mercedes Benz with customized plates speed past me this morning and before I could say nice car, the windows came down and whoever was in the “owner’s corner” threw out a  chunk of paper to the very smooth and clean Ikoyi road (even if it was not in Ikoyi!!).....what a challenge....to be in a classy car and yet possess no class!  

Please sir/madam stop contributing to the floods in Lagos, some people do not have the luxury of a high car or any car at all when the floods come.

Thank you

And yes, about the floods...

I was moderating a married couples’ event last weekend and I asked a guy how his marriage of over 10 years has been. His response was that it has been like Lagos roads, lots of potholes but some are undergoing repairs. Hilarious!

Thank God he didn’t say it has been like Abia state roads where erosion has rendered them useless. May all your marriages be like Abuja roads, Kaduna roads and Kano roads. .....without the boko haram“minefields” of course. Amen